April 2012
HEHEHEHEHEHE
shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
my favorite hobby is avoiding people from school in public places
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“I’m going to kill myself”
—Me whenever I come across a moderate inconvenience (via defeating)
Don't ever hesitate. There's hope.
- Dominos Pizza: 1-(734) 930-3030
- Papa Johns: 1-(877)-547-7272
- Pizza Hut: 1-(800)-948-8488
ugh:
I would kill to be your clothes,
Cling to your body and hang from your bones.
- Gabriella: My voice sounds like a chipmunk on helium
- Troy: I am the gay subtext
- Ryan: Everyone in this movie is aware it's a joke right
- Sharpay: My milkshake brings myself to the yard
- Chad: EVERYTHING. IS. INTENSE.
- Taylor: I am 27 why am I in this
- Kelsey: Troy + Gabriella OTP
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cried to avengers not because it was sad, but because it was too good

